prediction

Ten years ago in April, I moved out of the apartment I was living in with my (very longtime)then-boyfriend because I felt I was too young to settle down.

Now, we're both moving out because I do want to settle down, and we have different ideas about what that means.

Next time this happens, it will be because I want to settle down, and the man in question and I will share ideas about what it means, but he will think that I had been saying "I want a metal crown."